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[angelinyourpoem]

You fell in love with my flowers but not with my roots. So then when autumn came you didn’t know what to do.

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[arkhaeology]

Does anyone remember fanfiction from like 2001 to 2004 tho?

-wacky, highly out of character ‘sleepovers’ with the villains of the series

-not bothering to research the culture the series originated from (we live in Japan but for some reason we’re celebrating a westernized version of Christmas?)

-sugar highs??? the entire cast has eaten sugar and now randomness ensues!!1!

-really surreal oneshots taking a completely illogical idea to the highest possible level played completely for laughs (re: maybe Harry was so good at flying because He Was A Broom All Along)

-user guides for characters (as if they’re adoptable robots)

-disclaimer at the beginning of the story, end of the story, used as page breaks in the middle of the story I DO NOT OWN THIS PLEASE DON’T SUE I’M DIRT POOR

-author’s notes at the beginning of the story, end of the story, used as page breaks in the middle of the story, LOL I WROTE THIS AT ONE IN THE MORNING PLEASE REVIEW

-nutshell/condensed retellings of the series, again usually humorous

-AUs where everything except the main character’s names are completely different that have no real connections to the series (High School AUs are EVERYWHERE)

-The writer’s favourite character isn’t dead and the rest of the cast questions it once and then never mentions it again

-the writer talking to the characters in script form before the story actually starts

[girl-in-a-well]

“R/R! Don’t like, don’t read! Flames will be fed to (insert fandom reference here) XP XD”

[queenofthefaces]

-truth or dare fic where all the characters are in a game show kinda thing where the commenters get to send in requests for the next chapter

-“100 ways to annoy x”

-songfic w the lyrics right in there

-random google translate Japanese

-self inserts EVERYWHERE

[kaylapocalypse]

reading this was like getting punched in the back of the neck

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• Arthur [to Mordred]: It's not that we don't trust you.
• Merlin: It's that I don't trust you.

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[fortissimohno]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[verdite]

[sireclotpole]

I’ve been on there since 2004 lol

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[thefugitivesaint]

Artuš Scheiner (1863-1938), “Lustige Blätter”, #15, 1901

Source

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[darcythornton]

Pride and Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

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[daisyrildley]

Getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do.

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[katiemcgrath]

“Katie, we’re so up against it. Colin needs to be in 2 places at once, we’re gonna have to pull him off your scene. He’s gonna do his close-up, he’s gonna do the wide, and then we’re just gonna have someone else read in his lines for you.” So I’m like, I have no actor, I have no nothing, I’m with all these people I don’t know, it’s my last day of 5 years, and I start to get really upset. I don’t realize that Colin is on the other set and has– we had talked about it earlier on in the day, he was gonna come over and do my clapper board– and he discovers that he is not going to be allowed to come over to do my final scene with me, not even read in for me. So he organizes with the AD to give him the nod, and what we did was, on the second unit we would wait for Colin to do a take on the main unit, Colin would run over, he’d do my lines, then he’d run back. So he’s running back and forth between the two. Second unit’s standing down and waiting for him. He comes to my last take, and he does the clapper board and I’m waiting for the golden wrap, which is where everybody goes around and gives you a goodbye and a well done, and nothing happens. Colin’s just standing there. What I don’t realize is that Colin has refused to go back to the main unit until everyone from that unit comes over, everybody comes down from production, about 150 people, came down, waited 5 minutes– he refused to go back! – ‘til I got my proper golden wrap. I wouldn’t have gotten that had he not been so stubborn. So my final day, instead of being me with a load of people I didn’t know who didn’t really care, I got the entire crew and Colin Morgan– giving me a round of applause. The man’s a legend, is my short story.

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[kmckinnon]

SNL did that™

[dinovia-grant]

Okay, yes. Yes. YES.

[bow-and-aero]

ZENDAYA

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[alrightanakin]

One of my clearest high school memories is of the time I asked my freshman bio teacher what he wanted to be when he grew up and he said “assassinated”

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[jonrkennex]

merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year

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